Excuse me??

This is the conversation I had with Lydia in the car tonight on the way home from church.

Me: So what did you guys do at church tonight?

Lydia: I play…I play with my ass and…

Me: What?

Lydia:  I play with my ass and…

Me(wondering just went on in the nursery):  And what?

Lydia(more emphatically):  No, Mama.  I play with my ass and.

Me(completely confused, and unsure what to say): You played with your ass and what?

Lydia:  NO!  I play with MY ASS AND.

It wasn’t until she screamed it that I realized what she was saying:  “I played with my Adison.” (Her little friend from church.)

Ha!  The joys of toddler translation….