This is the conversation I had with Lydia in the car tonight on the way home from church.
Me: So what did you guys do at church tonight?
Lydia: I play…I play with my ass and…
Lydia: I play with my ass and…
Me(wondering just went on in the nursery): And what?
Lydia(more emphatically): No, Mama. I play with my ass and.
Me(completely confused, and unsure what to say): You played with your ass and what?
Lydia: NO! I play with MY ASS AND.
It wasn’t until she screamed it that I realized what she was saying: “I played with my Adison.” (Her little friend from church.)
Ha! The joys of toddler translation….