A little mad…

A crazy convo shortened for your benefit.

Me, to 4yo: Is that pee under you train table?
4yo: Uuummm…yes?
Me: Why would you pee on the floor?
4yo: Because I was a little mad.
Me: You peed on the floor because you were mad?
4yo: Yes.
Me: Well, I’m pretty mad about finding pee on the floor . Let’s go talk to your Daddy.

Me, to Marshall: He peed on the floor!
Marshall: You peed on the floor? Why?
4yo: Because I wanted to know what color it would be?
Marshall: You wanted to know what color it would be?
Marshall: Well, what color was it?
4yo: Peach.
Marshall: What?
4yo: Dark peach.

At that point I may have snorted, which confused the poor child and made him giggle.

Marshall: Don’t laugh at that. Peeing on floors does not make me happy.

Then I really lost it. That boy…lawdy…he’s a mess.

{He cleaned up the pee and all is well.}

3 Responses to A little mad…
  1. CathyMartin
    June 21, 2013 | 9:00 pm


  2. Paula Chambers
    June 21, 2013 | 10:16 pm

    I end up laughing a lot in the middle of someone getting in trouble…which sometimes gets me in trouble too 😉

  3. Kim
    June 22, 2013 | 8:59 am

    First he was mad, then he wanted to see the color? Oh boy, he is something. I love when I start laughing in the middle of trouble…it makes everything go so smoothly! 🙂 haha!