Gotta love kids!

Me(wondering where Tucker is and why he’s so quiet):  Tucker, what are you doing?
Tucker(who is 3 1/2): Playing with my penis.
Me: Why? 
Tucker: I want to.  (Long pause.)  Emmie doesn’t have a penis.  Isn’t that sad?  I think we need to go to the store and get her a penis.
Me: Girls don’t have penis’; they have vaginas.
Tucker: Do you have a china?
Me: Yes
Tucker: Do chinas make you want to go to the store?
Me: Um…I guess so.

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