What do all of these names have in common? They are all names we will not be using for #3A.
Bronx Mowgli is the new name for Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz‘ bundle of joy. Seriously…let’s name him after a burrow and a boy-wolf. There’s no way he won’t be a manly man.
As much as I love Jason Lee and “My Name Is Earl”, what were he and his baby-mama thinking when they named that poor kid Pilot Inspektor??
And Apple…really? do I need to even go there? I think Gwyneth Paltrow is a good actress, beautiful, and somewhat smart-ish. But naming your kid after your favorite fruit?
And then there’s the last one on my list. Celebrities have an excuse(I guess) for coming up with crazy-ass, not-normal-or-realistic names. They, afterall, don’t live in the real world. These kiddos will only be going to school with kids named Pax, Harlow, Moxie Crimefighter, Tu Morrow and Jermajesty. Apple doesn’t seem so bad up against Jermajesty. But Serif Grayson?? It’s not perfect, but it’s by far not nearly as bad as some of these. And it’s the name that Tucker is wanting to call the new baby. He’s not even 4!! How can a three year old pick a better name than so-called adults.
Anyway…point being. #3A may be called #3A for longer than we’d like. We’re completely blanking on a name. There are ideas, but no agreements. Anyway I’ve gotten kind of fond of “3A”…